Category Archives: Humour

Introducing Levitation to your Agile Team

As I demonstrated before, teams that levitate are 4x as productive as teams that don’t. Your competitors are levitating…how can you bring your team up to speed? Here are some suggestions to get your team levitating as quickly as possible.

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Scrum and Levitation

Scrum Teams that Levitate are 4x as productive as their “landfall” counterparts. Imagine the productivity gains of zipping to meetings without having to walk , the relaxation of floating a few feet about the ground on a pillow of air, … Continue reading

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Scrum Master Jar Jar

Scrum replaces the Pointy Haired Boss with Scrum Master Jar Jar Despite all the mystique, the “Scrum” meeting itself is nothing more than a Stand Up Weekly Staff Meeting. Except Daily. And you thought being a Stormtrooper was hard. Let’s … Continue reading

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Scrum Master Certifications – Certified Crystal Healer?

Isn’t a Certified Scrum Master sort of like a Certified Crystal Healer or Witch Doctor? Certified by what recognized academic authority? To do what? And what’s with the part Zen, part Star Wars, and part cereal box sounding religious term … Continue reading

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